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Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

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Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!
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Vapor-03 writes: Wheeljack: And there I was, FROZEN like this, when I saw Ava Gardner step out the gala with Bob Hope in 1934. She wore the most brilliantly colored and beautiful..."

bumblebee: What's a "Bob Hope"?
trailbreaker writes: Curtain rods are a rare commodity on Cybertron.
ThunderThruster writes: WJ: Now pass me some of those glow sticks and I'll show you how to shake your skid plate...Bee...where are you going?
Optimum Supreme writes: Some autobots celebrating inanimate carbon rod pride month
Rainmaker writes: Bumblebee: *Obtained 6 Laser Sticks*
Wheeljack: I'll trade you a Null Ray for the-
Bumblebee: Nope.
Zeedust writes: Bumblebee: "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"

*Wheeljack makes Frankenstein noises*
DarkMechJock writes: Wheeljack: Alright! With these carbon rods, I can finally complete my greatest creation: the nuclear powered DDR arcade machine! Get down!

Bumblebee: Uhh...Shouldn't we be wearing suits or...something?
Not Sonic writes: l-l-l-l-lets get tubulah--oh-oh-oh-oh,yeah
*80's music*
Demonic Femme writes: Wheeljack, "UH- Do the monkey with me!!"

BB, "He's not there, he doesn't see me... just slowly walk away."
darkwind25 writes: Wheeljack: Heyyyy Macarena, alrighhttt!!!!!!!

Bumblebee: Ho-kay, im just going to walk away from you now.
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Prowl Worshipper writes: W: YES!! We finally found some fluorescent lights that don't buzz incessantly!
Prowl Worshipper writes: B: Wheeljack, I know it was hard on you, finding out that you're going to be a Decepticreep in Armada, but freezing up and holding your breath in protest is NOT going to help.
W: Why?
B: Cause we DON'T BREATHE, Dipstick! You look like a comple
Prowl Worshipper writes: W: Let's do the Timewarp againnnn!
B: Oh Primus help us...he's been watching the Rocky Horror Show tape again!
Prowl Worshipper writes: B: Wheeljack, if you're impersonating that slagging mime again, I'm going to put these in you BEFORE you transform.

W: Heh, and how do you intend to accomplish that...ohh. OK, the arms are down.
Prowl Worshipper writes: Bennnd and stretch, reach for the stars! There goes Jupiter, here comes Mars!

(My fellow Aussies will get this one)
Suzuki writes: It was at that point that Wheeljack and Bumblebee realized that the Armada toys DID have more articulation than the G1s, along with more pratical accessories . . .
juggaloG writes: W: I can't believe that in Armada, I'm gonna be turned into a Decepticreep! It makes my fuel boil!
B: (I don't think I'll tell him that I'm being renamed Sparkplug & having a VERY similar body, and staying an Autobot & be
galvanostril writes: wheeljack: hey megatron, you said you wanted 'em bigger! bumblebee...
(bumblebee clips a glowing rod onto wheeljack's crotch)
wheeljack: ---- ROCKET!!
Demona writes: BOO-YAH!
Zeedust writes: Wheeljack: "and I was like "Uh, uh!" and she was like..."

Bumblebee: "Don't make me hit you with these."
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Tiedye writes: Do the monkey with me!
Zeedust writes: Wheeljack: "Bumblebee, why won't my fists launch?"

Bumblebee: "I'm not Bumblebee! I'm Cliffjumper, I'm just terrifyingly miscolored."
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: Eeeeeuughhh...oooo uuuugghhh...
Bumblebee: For the last time, Wheeljack, no crapping on the streets!
Zeedust writes: "Patheic, Wheeljack. Just plain SAD... I can't believe that there's an Autobot among us who can't do the robot!" "Bumblebee, you are the most sadistic dance instructor I've ever met...&q
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: HEY! Bumblebee, give me back my fries! I'm hungry!
Bumblebee: No can do. Remember the last time you ate these so called 'fries'? You were just as loud as Jazz!
Nightshadow writes: Boogy boogy boogy, BOOGY!
Unknown writes: WJ: I jsut saw Billy Elliot on cable last night
BB: humm yeah.....right
Unknown writes: Let's do the time warp
Unknown writes: "Rahr! Me Wheeljack want shiny!"
Ricochet writes: I WANT PRITTY THINGIE!
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TF2-TonePrince writes: AHHHH!! FREAKOUT!!!!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack : Ugh, my arms are stuck! Oil can, OIL CAN!
Unknown writes: WheelJack: Are you ready to get FUNKY?!
Bumblebee:....and here I thought I was the gay one.
Beast Simpson writes: Its yellow!! Were going to have a baby!!!
Shadow writes: Wheeljack: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLE!
Bumblebee: Rumble! Where!?
Unknown writes: Bumblebee: Wheeljack, Prime was always telling you that if you kept doing that, you'd get stuck that way, but would you listen? Nooooooooo!
Unknown writes: Bb: (thinking) O-kay. If I ignore it, maybe it'll go away.
Unknown writes: wheeljack: Ok who feels the urge to chicken dance???
Unknown writes: Who's your daddy? Sing it to me now...Ieeeeeeeeeeeou!
Unknown writes: wheeljack: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!bumblbee: shut up!
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PlasmaRadio writes: Bumblebee: "Stop staring at my rod."
Wheeljack: "I promise nothing."
MiGrAnE writes: "come one bumble bee, do the monkey with me!!"
Unknown writes: Whelljack: Wave your hands in the air like ya just dont care! Bumblebee: Stop fooling around!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants!
Bruticus Buckeye writes: All right! Bumblebee mastered the double light saber!
Unknown writes: Workin' like a ro-obot!
Workin' like a robot! Yeah!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack--the REAL inventor of the DDR dance pad.
z writes: Wheeljack: Do the monkey with me! Come on!
Unknown writes: *Insert song "Macarena" here*
Unknown writes: If you ask me to join you in that stupid dance again I will show you what else these rods could be used for!!!!!!!
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Unknown writes: Wheeljack: Bumblebee, you jackass!!! Prime said only get Energon Rods that are this big!!!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack attempts to do the chorus of YMCA
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: (singing)Wa..hu..badboy..What is he good for? Apsoutly nothing.(endorsed by Chris Tucker and Jacky Chan)
Unknown writes: Wa..hu..badboy..what is he good for apsoutly nothing.(endorsed by Chris Tucker and Jacky Chan)
SlagMaker writes: Wheeljack: This time, put the rods inside me AFTER I transform.
Unknown writes: HEYYYYYY Macarena!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: Okay, Bumblebee, put those neons right here!
Unknown writes: look at my new extralong glow in the dark dildos
Unknown writes: Strap in and feel the geeze.
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: WWWWWWAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUPPPPP!
BumbleBee: Not you too!
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Sledge writes: Bumblebee -- "Where should I put these mini blinds?"
Unknown writes: Wheeljack:"Yo careful where you point those things"
Unknown writes: come on Bumblebee,do the monkey.
Unknown writes: hey bumblebee...does the macarena go like this?
Jeremy writes: wheeljack: take this fembots
Stacey writes: Hey bumblebee,listen to this !
Unknown writes: Wheeljack...now with Unrealistic Kung Fu Grip Action!
Dynamus Prime writes: ...Now wave the rods like this, and the planes will no where to land!
Unknown writes: Bumblebee: Wheeljack, why have u got your arms in the air?
Dynamus Prime writes: Wheeljack: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUUUSIC WHITE BOY! Bumblebee: What music?
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Pokejedservo writes: When Wheeljack saw "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" he was never the same again.
Arcane writes: HUH! Do the monkey with me!
Omega Supreme writes: Bumblebee: What are you doing,standing like that?
Wheeljack: Uh practising my Ultra Megaton Flying Fist attack!!,yeah that is it.
Unknown writes: Uuuuuuuuuunnnghhhhh!!!!!!Got to take a S***! Now A**H***, light my darkest hour!!!! Music in background blares(You got runs, you got constipation, yeah!!!)Bumblebee: I knew you had potential.
Unknown writes: a dark dark day in cybertrons history, the day they where invaded by the MACHERAINA!!!
Wolverine writes: Gotta push brown!! ;-)
john writes: Wheel Jack: Yippee!!!
Bumblebee: Easy Francis
Unknown writes: I am not a crook!!!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack SMASHHH!!!!
Snake writes: "IM KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!"
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Unknown writes: You just wait till i get my upgrade weeljack....nobodies gonna me "small" anymore!!!
Unknown writes: no really bummblebee its this big when im NOT excited
Unknown writes: HUH! GET DOWN!
Unknown writes: Damn! I hate being a G1 unposable, transformable BRICK!
Unknown writes: wheeljack - I AM THE GREAT CORN HOLIOOOOO PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!
Unknown writes: "Hey, Bumblebee, did I ever tell you the time that I caught that fish? Well, see it was this big..." "Sigh"
Unknown writes: wheeljack: lets go clubin bumblebee: im game i already have a glow stick for the rave.
Unknown writes: Wheeljack:"..Dancing Queen, young and free, only seventeen..."
Unknown writes: Wheeljack:"Damn animators!! Kill me or not,make up yer slaggin minds!!
Bumblebee:"Okaaaay..."
Unknown writes: Bumblebee, I could make bombs outta those laser rods! :)
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Unknown writes: Is it just me Bumblebee, or when I put my arms out like this, do my legs look disproportional to the rest of my body?
Bumblebee: I like shiney things.
Unknown writes: Is it just me Bumblebee, or when I put my arms out like this, do my legs look disproportional to the rest of my body?
Bumblebee: I like shiney things.
Unknown writes: (announcer)and warming up next at bat for the autobot team Wheeljack(yaaa)with guest batboy bumblebee(boo)
random63146 writes: THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. MR. ROBOTO.
Drake writes: YMCA. Its fun to stay at the .............
Unknown writes: I tell ya BumbleBee, Sharkticons! THIS BIG!!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack:Ok now. Lets see how many you stick up there while Im transforming
Bumblebee: When I will be free!!! I want to be free!!!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: "Yah! The Yankees lost the World Series!" Bumblebee: "Great. There goes a million jars of energon."
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: You know, I could REALLY get into this Para Para Paradise game...
Optimus Primevil writes: ME WHEELJACK FOLLOW YELLOW ROBOT WITH GLOW-IN-THE-DARK RODS!!!
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Unknown writes: BUMBLEBEE: touch my exhaust pipe again and im going to beat you silly with these laser rods! WHEELJACK: Hehehe ^-^ (Girly Laugh)
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: Sometimes I get so horny that I just want to hump everything.
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: Mines bigger Bumblebee, its at least this big. Ask Arcee.
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: Mines bigger bumblebee, its at least this big. Ask Arcee.
Unknown writes: Bumblebee: Notice how the Rare Wheelis-Jackis is attracted to these glowing rods in my hands
Wheeljack: Ooh. Pretty
FortMax writes: Wheeljack: and I was all like who is your daddy, say my name bitch
Bumblebee: Yeah it took me three days to clean out that exhaust pipe!
FortMax writes: WheelJack: brainnnnns, want brainnns
Unknown writes: BUMBLEBEE:Stop dancing like a buffoon and hold my goldenrods. WHEELJACK: I knew you were a fag.
PrimeFan writes: Wheeljack will you stop with that mime crap!, I hate mimes!
DARKAGEIS writes: i caught a sharkticon this big!!.........
but it got away
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Unknown writes: Wheeljack: Look at arm muscles!. Very, very strong!
Bumblebee: Yeah right, in your dreams!
Tallmook writes: Nothing like a good stretch after a long nap.
Mirage writes: Damn, it was tight in there. Gotta stretch.
Unknown writes: Yeah, Hooah! Do the Monkey!
omega writes: Bumblebee: Man what iiss up with u and your arms all streched out??
Wheeljack: I used crazy glue instead of oil.
Bumblebee: U waisted MY CRAZY GLUE
Sixshot writes: Yeah Canada wins gold! Now lets all go get drunk and play ping-pong
Sixshot writes: Yeah Canada wins gold! Now lets all go get drunk and play ping-pong
Sixshot writes: Yeah Canada wins gold! Now lets all go get drunk and play ping-pong
Dynamus Prime writes: GEEZ! Did you forget your deoderant again? Your pits STINK!
Unknown writes: Wheeljack: STRRRIIIKE THREE ! Yer out !!! BATTER UP !!
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Unknown writes: hey nice rods
Skids writes: "PACKERS!WHOOOOO!!!!"
Unknown writes: This what happends when wheeljack tries to imitate frankenstien
Thunderstreak writes: "Hehe! Hey guys! Check out my life-size PVC statue!"
Hot Rodimus writes: (A scene from the Japanese episode "WHEELJACK!!! the mence from Outer Space")
Optimal Optimus writes: Hey BumbleBee! Do a little dance, make a litle love, GET DOWN TONIGHT!
Unknown writes: wheeljack: Hey Bumblebee wanna play drop the conductor rod? HE he he!
Unknown writes: The thrilling Frankenstein crossover.
Unknown writes: Bummble bee " Are you sure this enough crack for optimus" WheelJack " um Crack good brains"
Unknown writes: "Time to get my transformation on!"
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Unknown writes: Bumblebee: I know you scored with Arcee, you can stop the lame hip thrusts...
Unknown writes: Yay! Macarena!
Rodimus Prime writes: Wheeljack: "You put your left hand out..."
Unknown writes: You know what, I think my left arm is a bit longer. Hmmmmm
The Matrix writes: Wheeljack: "I found Mirage".
Chupacabra Convoy writes: Wheeljack: "Must crush Capitalism!! GRRR!!! GRRR!!"
Unknown writes: Ok Wheeljack now I need you to bend over while I hide these rods up your ass!
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